VO (TERRY over MONTAGE)
We all remember it: the scene from American Beauty where a white
plastic grocery bag, caught by a gust of wind, is captured on videotape. It was the bag that captured us all and reminded us that there is so much beauty in the world, sometimes
we can barely take it…that our hearts…might cave in.
Since that time, The American Beauty Plastic Bag has made uncredited appearances in a slew of other movies, TV shows,
and commercials, but none quite as iconic as the one in American Beauty. I'm Terry Masters with "Now Where Are They?" and live in our studio is The American Beauty Plastic Bag.
MONTAGE: various movies, TV shows, and commercials
in which glimpses of a plastic bag can be seen.
Some may even need to be circled in red to highlight where the bag is in
the scene.
TERRY sits
across from BAG.
TERRY
How are you?
BAG is silent.
TERRY
It's good to see you. So...you're in the new Jennifer Aniston movie. Must be nice to be back out there on the big screen...
BAG is silent.
TERRY
(looks off camera for a moment, presumably to his director)
Aaaaaaand from what I understand, you're playing a biodegradable bag from an organic grocery store...
BAG is silent.
TERRY
...being carried by Jennifer Aniston in “Wanderlust.” Well, as amazing as your role in “American Beauty” was, I don’t think anyone can deny this is an exciting return...
BAG is silent.
TERRY
...being carried by Jennifer Aniston in “Wanderlust.” Well, as amazing as your role in “American Beauty” was, I don’t think anyone can deny this is an exciting return...
BAG is silent.
TERRY
(looks off camera for a moment, to the director)
I...I don't.... So..... How does it feel to be looking back on “American Beauty” now, fifteen years later?
I...I don't.... So..... How does it feel to be looking back on “American Beauty” now, fifteen years later?
BAG is silent.
TERRY
Alright...that's it...I can't...this is stupid...this is...I got NOTHIN'... look..... Let's cut through the crap, here, okay? I wanna talk to you. We all know about the divorce, we know incredibly hard it's been on you, and how hard it's been on your kids... a lotta pain... but you inspire people... people love you...
BAG seems to lean to the left of its own accord.
TERRY
Don't look over there, look at me...
BAG seems to lean to the left of its own accord.
TERRY
BAG turns its "face" back to INTERVIEWER.
TERRY
People love you.... what's goin' on in there? Hm? What's going on inside you right now?
BAG
(quietly)
Um.....well.....it's a wonderful film....
(quietly)
Um.....well.....it's a wonderful film....
TERRY
We don't need to talk about the film. It's just you and I, here. It's okay.
BAG
*Sigh* There's...a lotta pain, you know...
TERRY
Mm-hm. Go on...
BAG
BAG
It's just...there was a lot of drugs for a while and...I just needed to get away and...just feel something, you know?
TERRY
Something real.
BAG
Something real. Yeah. Something real.
TERRY
TERRY
What else happened? During that time, during the divorce...
BAG
I just...wasn't being the man I wanted to be...not at all. Not a husband, not a father just... I kept being what other people wanted me to be, but I couldn't find my way through it all. I felt trapped.
TERRY
(lighting a cigarette, then offering the pack to BAG)
It was just too much.
BAG
(taking a cigarette)
There was so much money, and so many pills, and everyone kept wanting me to "be" something but I couldn't do it anymore...
TERRY(lighting the cigarette)
You just wanted someone to look at you and say "You're more than a bag on a screen."
BAG
(pauses to take a long drag)
I'm more than a bag on a screen. Yeah...I'd look at my kids and they'd look at me like "What kind of man are you? I don't care you're a star."
TERRY
Because that doesn't matter to them.
BAG
Doesn't matter...doesn't matter. They just......they just wanna know, you know.
TERRY
They just want to be loved.
BAG
Yeah. They just want to be loved. They just want "Daddy." I'm sorry...
TERRY
(placing a hand on the BAG's "shoulder")
It's okay. Just let it out. Just let it all out.
BAG(stubbing out the cigarette)
I must look pretty stupid... just some idiot blubbering all over the TV screen...
TERRY
(handing BAG a tissue)
No, no, no.
BAG
(blowing its "nose")
Oh god.... I must look like a mess.
TERRY
You look like a great actor who isn't afraid to be who he is and go after what he wants.
BAG
Yeah, well. So, there's "Wanderlust."
TERRY
So there's "Wanderlust." Yes, indeed.
BAG
Thank you.
TERRY
Thank you. It's been an honor. (TO THE AUDIENCE) The Bag is back in the new hit Romantic Comedy “Wanderlust.” Be sure not to miss it. Opens in theaters October 21st!
BAG
I just...wasn't being the man I wanted to be...not at all. Not a husband, not a father just... I kept being what other people wanted me to be, but I couldn't find my way through it all. I felt trapped.
TERRY
(lighting a cigarette, then offering the pack to BAG)
It was just too much.
BAG
(taking a cigarette)
There was so much money, and so many pills, and everyone kept wanting me to "be" something but I couldn't do it anymore...
TERRY(lighting the cigarette)
You just wanted someone to look at you and say "You're more than a bag on a screen."
BAG
(pauses to take a long drag)
I'm more than a bag on a screen. Yeah...I'd look at my kids and they'd look at me like "What kind of man are you? I don't care you're a star."
TERRY
Because that doesn't matter to them.
BAG
Doesn't matter...doesn't matter. They just......they just wanna know, you know.
TERRY
They just want to be loved.
BAG
Yeah. They just want to be loved. They just want "Daddy." I'm sorry...
TERRY
(placing a hand on the BAG's "shoulder")
It's okay. Just let it out. Just let it all out.
BAG(stubbing out the cigarette)
I must look pretty stupid... just some idiot blubbering all over the TV screen...
TERRY
(handing BAG a tissue)
No, no, no.
BAG
(blowing its "nose")
Oh god.... I must look like a mess.
TERRY
You look like a great actor who isn't afraid to be who he is and go after what he wants.
BAG
Yeah, well. So, there's "Wanderlust."
TERRY
So there's "Wanderlust." Yes, indeed.
BAG
Thank you.
TERRY
Thank you. It's been an honor. (TO THE AUDIENCE) The Bag is back in the new hit Romantic Comedy “Wanderlust.” Be sure not to miss it. Opens in theaters October 21st!
CAMERA PANS OUT showing TERRY and BAG speaking informally.
FADE TO montage
of Seinfeld, King of Queens, global warming documentaries where plastic bags
are involved, and of course the iconic scene from “American Beauty” as CREDITS and OUTRO plays out.
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